This item forwarded to me in an e-mail from a friend:
THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:
-- The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
-- The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
-- The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
-- (I added this one:) The Scooter Libby Room, which leaks dangerously.
-- The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
-- The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
-- The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
-- The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
-- The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
-- The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
-- The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth and sometimes fifth visit.)
-- The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
-- The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
-- The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
-- The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
-- The Decider Room, complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board, dice, coins and straws.
Note: The Library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.
The Library will also include many famous quotes by George W. Bush:
-- "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
-- "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
-- "No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine."
-- I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
-- "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
-- "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
-- "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
-- "The future will be better tomorrow."
-- We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
-- "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." (Said during an education photo-op.)
-- "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
-- "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson.
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
J. Abramoff, Co-Chair
G. W. Bush Presidential Library Board of Directors
I'm going to miss Bush!
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